WTF!?! Ugly Couches

Have you ever sat on the couch on rainy afternoons, or too hot and sunny afternoons, or afternoons that seem to suddenly turn into 4-in-the-morning searching for ugly couches on the internet?

Well, we here at uglycouchdotcom have. And believe us, you have a lot better things to do with your hours than search for ugly couches on line. Even if it is technically double surfing -couch surfing and surfing the internet — it still doesn’t count as exercise.

We specialize in reclining on our own private ugly couches all hours of the day and night sourcing photos of ugly couches for you. We provide for all your ugly couch needs, with out all that messy hassle of scouring through pages full of non-ugly couches!

You may think, “Well, I’ve spent a lot of evenings lounging and laughing at LOL Cats, I’m sure I could find my own ugly couches.” But be wary, ugly couch searching is harder than you think! Our team is highly trained and skilled to overcome the many challenges –do not attempt this level of intensive time-wasting on your own!!! You may knock your beverage onto your laptop, or worse, nap out and jump up because the phone is ringing and accidentally knock your lap top onto the floor while the top is open! Or, god forbid, you have a nice couch and you wipe your greasy fingers on the front because you are so involved in your couch search you’re not even thinking about a napkin!

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